As such, we are committed to working with our clients to understand their needs and provide a successful, fun and productive IJL Dating Experience.The It's Just Lunch team is dedicated to you, and this is our commitment to our clients: We will be measured both personally and professionally by our dedication to providing each and every one of our clients with the best matchmaking service possible!In short, if we take you on as a client, we guarantee you will go out on dates!
As such, we are committed to working with our clients to understand their needs and provide a successful, fun and productive IJL Dating Experience.
Some of them tip $50 or $100 when we do something like that, so we are really careful to have it well organized and done politely.”— Your sex dungeon is yours to clean: "There are a lot of tenants in this building who [have] pied-a-terres, and one financial company rented out a chunk of apartments. None of my girls ever want to clean them, even though the tips are great [and we still have to clean them]. One dude, he was dating a girl [who lives] here, and he had season tickets to the Jets. They break the beams off the ceiling if they can, especially in a rental building. The most common stuff that breaks is the toilet or the kitchen sink.
Nothing gets out the smell of affairs."— Breakups hurt us, too: "All the doormen try to learn the girlfriends and boyfriends who live here too. Same reason: shoving too much stuff that doesn’t belong in it [including condoms]."—A lot of renters try to install garbage disposals and end up breaking the whole plumbing system in the sink.
To live here, you pay about $5,000 a month and have to earn 40 times that.
So these people are earning a quarter of a million, but if you ask them if they want their shirts starched, you have to explain what a dry cleaner does for a living."— Or to plan your parties: "My least favorite [residents] are the stay-at-home moms. She waits by the recycling to be sure the guy on duty is sorting it right.
That was weird."— Doormen are great wing-men: "I work as the nighttime doorman, from 10 at night to 6 in the morning, which is definitely the most fun.
We are between NYU, Parsons, and the [School of Visual Arts] dorm...There’s the times when I see the dudes that live here go home with one of those college girls.Sometimes it's an older guy, and that’s not cool, but there’s not much you can do. Though usually when the girl sees it’s a doorman building, she kind of calms down cause it means the dude isn’t a total scumbag.It’s walking on eggshells around these people."— Leave the trash sorting to the pros: “The worst job of the day is garbage duty. She had hired a few of the maids to teach her to clean.We went and bought all of the supplies, then went through all of the details of how to keep a home with her. It’s Just Lunch is the #1 Personalized Matchmaking service in the world! No online dating profile for the world to see.26 Years’ Experience working with single professionals.It’s Just Lunch offers clients a chance to get acquainted over lunch.The firm does all the work, making reservations, clearing the matches with customers. At Manhattan's apartment buildings, doormen, supers, porters, maintenance workers and housekeepers are in on all the gory details, as we recently discovered after speaking with staff at half a dozen buildings across the borough.So I’m getting tape around this shower-head, trying to get the right fit on it, and she’s half covered in shampoo getting yelled at in the next room over.