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Zigzagging along back roads, I resolved to keep the hills in view, surround myself with them, feel their presence constantly and learn their secrets.
As well as reaching the summit, I wanted to talk to local people about the lore and the cult of these high places.
It was a trip, I felt, that could not be made in one continuous sweep.
My plan was to undertake the journey in separate sections, with breaks for reading, writing and reflection.